Atum Celebrates Palm Sunday
The Egyptian god, Atum, got pretty frisky with himself during the process of creating the universe. And we do mean frisky!
"Then I copulated with my own fist.
I masturbated with my own hand.
I ejaculated into my own mouth.
I sneezed to create Shu the wind,
I spat to create Tefnut the rain."
-Hymn to Atum
Yep, that's a real hymn.
Will somebody please get this deity an OnlyFans account!?!